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MALE FAINTING GOAT (SHOOTING BLANKS) (Troy)
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Meet Batman — a so-called fainting goat who never actually faints. Instead, he struts around like he owns the farm, yells at me for existing, and sneak-attacks innocent bystanders with a well-aimed ram to the backside.
He’s black, smelly, and was shaved last summer (it was a low point for both of us), but normally rocks a long, wild coat that screams “mystery, mischief, and mild rabies.”
Despite the attitude, Batman is shooting blanks, so you won’t be accidentally populating your pasture with a bunch of mini Batmen. Trust me, one is more than enough.
Features include:
• Selective fainting skills
• 24/7 attitude problem.
• Expert-level headbutting precision.
• Scent strong enough to clear a room.
He’s loud. He’s ornery. He’s probably plotting something right now.
$50 OBO — or trade for whatever gets him out of my life. I’ll help you load him before he changes his mind (or I lose mine).
Troy, ID 📍
Come get your very own farm villain today. 🦇
YOU MUST COME PICK HIM UP